Heretics' Social Club
Heretics' Social Club
Shy Guy Muhammad & The Linger-Nots
Season 5 is Alive! After three weeks in the grave, We Is Risen! As you know, one of our favorite parts of breaking down Bible stories is when you get to see glimpses of the humanity expressed by God's chosen ones. So we thought, what if we brought our same calloused irreverent views on the Bible over to the Koran. Would it be well received? Would we be hunted down like filthy dogs? Well, seeing as there is an entire section of the holy book dedicated to not hanging around after a dinner party that reads very similar to the line, "Do you have to? Do you have to? Do you have to let it linger?" it implies that The Cranberries were probably also prophets of the one true god just like Muhammad, and that's just the tip of the Islamberg. Please don't behead us. Won't you join us, friends?