Yaya? What the shit is this? Are we talking about shrimp & grits today? No. We're talking about JTB! What's JTB you ask? Is it the hottest nü K-pop group? A rad new kind of dirtbike? Jimmy the Boat? Well...no. It's John the Baptist. Some people don't know that John the Baptist was actually the Samwise Gamgee of the Bible, and that Jesus was actually more like Frodo's ol' bitch ass getting carried the whole way by his crew. Name a better headless mf who supposedly baptized Jesus fucking Christ. I'll wait, but in the meantime, Won't you join us, friend?
Yaya? What the shit is this? Are we talking about shrimp & grits today? No. We're talking about JTB! What's JTB you ask? Is it the hottest nü K-pop group? A rad new kind of dirtbike? Jimmy the Boat? Well...no. It's John the Baptist. Some people don't know that John the Baptist was actually the Samwise Gamgee of the Bible, and that Jesus was actually more like Frodo's ol' bitch ass getting carried the whole way by his crew. Name a better headless mf who supposedly baptized Jesus fucking Christ. I'll wait, but in the meantime, Won't you join us, friend?