Hey Kid! Yeah you! You look like a cool kid. Are you a cool kid? Don't you wanna be one of the cool kids? Come on kid, don't you want to live forever. The first hit is always free. Yeah, come on. Just try it. I promise it won't hurt you. Give Jesus a chance! You won't regret it. We just need 10% of your income, and we signed you up for the potluck Sunday to bring Angel Eggs (we don't call them deviled eggs, because fooey on the devil) Anyway, we'll see you at Sunday school, and Service, and night service, and Monday night men's meeting, and Tuesday women's auxiliary, and Wednesday night service, and choir rehearsal, and Thursday youth service, and Friday social, and the Walk-a-thon on Saturday, and don't forget to pick up Cynthia from the food pantry, and Nick? Are you there Nick? You fell asleep, and started screaming about going to heaven. Phew. Thought we lost you there buddy. Anyway, Won't you join us, friend?
Hey Kid! Yeah you! You look like a cool kid. Are you a cool kid? Don't you wanna be one of the cool kids? Come on kid, don't you want to live forever. The first hit is always free. Yeah, come on. Just try it. I promise it won't hurt you. Give Jesus a chance! You won't regret it. We just need 10% of your income, and we signed you up for the potluck Sunday to bring Angel Eggs (we don't call them deviled eggs, because fooey on the devil) Anyway, we'll see you at Sunday school, and Service, and night service, and Monday night men's meeting, and Tuesday women's auxiliary, and Wednesday night service, and choir rehearsal, and Thursday youth service, and Friday social, and the Walk-a-thon on Saturday, and don't forget to pick up Cynthia from the food pantry, and Nick? Are you there Nick? You fell asleep, and started screaming about going to heaven. Phew. Thought we lost you there buddy. Anyway, Won't you join us, friend?